Palomino of Certainty

He pined and wailed and let everyone know just how much he wanted a pony.

And lo and behold, his wishes did come true.

The heartwarming story about how Salmon of Doubt found his pony is now a wonderful children's book, published to unparalleled critical aclaim.

"The greatest story ever trolled." —Hippo Crite

Here are some excerpts from the marvelous musical score.

Title: Salmon Doubting

Artist: Moulton

Composer: Barsoom Tork Associates

Midi: Yankee Doodle

Salmon Doubting came to town

Looking for his pony

Posted nonsense on his case

And asked, "Is this baloney?"

Salmon Doubting keep it up

Salmon Doubting writhing

Posted nonsense on his page

Now SBJ is sighing

Moulton 11:52, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Title: Pony Baloney

Artist: The Foo

Composer: Larry Williams and Barsoom Tork Associates

Midi: Boney Maronie

I know a Doubter riding Pony Baloney

He's got a noodle like a stick of macaroni

Ought to see him revert with his FooBots on

He's not very smart, he rides on and on

But I stalk him, and he stalks me

We all are annoyed as we can be

Makin' a ruckus all over Wikiversity

He told SBJ and Old WAS, too,

Just exactly what he planned to do

He wants to get blocked on a night real soon

And rock Wikiversity like a mad buffoon

So I stalk him and he stalks me

We all are annoyed as we can be

Makin' a ruckus all over Wikiversity

He's my Pony Baloney, he's a real nightmare

Will I ever wash that Salmon right outta my hair?

Everybody groans when our posts fly by

It's a sight to see SB Johny sigh

Everyone's annoyed, listenin' to me

Make music all over Wikiversity

That why I stalk him and he stalks me

We're all annoyed as we can be

Making music all over Wikiversity

CopyClef 2008 Larry Williams and Barsoom Tork Associates. All songs abused.

Barsoom Tork 14:10, 6 September 2008 (UTC)